Week 2 of the NFL Roundup

Who are the worst teams thru week 2 of the season?

There are other 0-2 teams but these are these I believe are the worst of the worst and not worth watching. What do they all have in common? Horrible offense and even worse defense.

If you started any fantasy players from the Raiders, you were greatly disappointed...again. They faced another strong defense and could only muster two field goals. Andrew Walters started ahead of Brooks and through three completions, to the other team. No offense. No defense. The team is just waiting to explode like dropping Mentos into a 2 liter of coke.

In Tennessee if Vince Young is getting meaningful playing time then that means they’re looking towards future already and rightfully they should. Against San Diego, who we saw can play some damn defense, the Titans only had 14 yards of offense in the first half. Fourteen yards. All rushing. Not a single pass completion. Pathetic.

Tampa Bay hasn’t scored an offensive touchdown. Chris Simms is making Jon Gruden’s face hurt. Last week they got shutout. Today they muster a field goal. The final score was not indicative of how inept their offense was. I know because I watched the game. If I had Direct TV and the Sunday ticket, I could have suffered less.

When will Matt Millen finally get fired??? Really. Can someone hurry and give him the ax? Charles Rogers is no longer on the team. Mike Williams is a lazy bust. Two wasted high first round draft picks. If Matt buys the groceries and it turns out to look fresh but spoils easily, there’s no way even Wolfgang Puck is going to be able to cook a good meal.

At least winless Green Bay, Houston, Cleveland have scored some points. And Washington is doing their best bad team imitation right now.

What was the best game of the day?

The NY Giants were on the way to being 0-2 and getting ripped apart for the first time ever in the New York media. Okay not really the first time. But trailing 24-7 after the 3rd quarter they were all but left for dead and we know why they play all four quarters. The game winning touchdown is a play we could have drawn up. Throw the ball up to your tallest receiver when it’s third and eleven from your opponent’s 31 yard line. Let him catch it and run it in for a touchdown. Just like they drew it up.

How’s that number one draft pick Mario Williams doing?

When the Houston Texans drafted defensive end Mario Williams with the first pick in the draft last spring, their owner Bob McNair made it clear his main objective was to help the Texans defeat the Indianapolis Colts and apply pressure to Manning. Today Manning treated that defense like he was the Hulk and they were a mound of ants. He had 400 yards passing and three touchdowns. That pressure they were talking about? He was only sacked once. Mario Williams himself had two tackles in another losing effort. Reggie Bush can’t play defense

Did Chad Johnson do anything crazy this week?

He finally got into the end zone and did a little chicken dance in honor of his appearance at Oktoberfest a day earlier. He then ended the day getting hit so hard, his helmet flew off, he had blood on his jersey, got stitches after the game, and looked like a black Glass Joe after getting beat by Little Mac.

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