Respect the Other Sacha Cohen

Sasha Cohen isn't the only famous Sasha out there. Sacha Baron Cohen is otherwise known as Ali G. Maybe I'm weird but I put the two together when I heard Sasha's name this Olympics. If you're not familiar with Ali G's humor and bad boy rapper act you are missing out on some funny shit. He was invited to speak to Harvard's Class of 2004 and did a hilarious interview with Posh Spice and her hubby David Bechkham. Thanks to the Ali G translator this is how he probably would have described Sasha's performance last night.

Sacha Baron Cohen

I couldn't believe wot appened to Sasha Cohun. She looked maybe a bit a little bit ratted on those ops. Maybe it was just me coz tokin some erbal remedy. I know she did ave alot of aggro comin in. She skipped practice. Maybe she was wrecked. She fell in da warmup. She took a combination of erbal redemies to elp a feel betta before performin. Afta fallin twice she didn't borrow up and kept doin a wickedest. I would ave cried dig a bitch on da ice afta I fell. To get a silva medal was a pressie. Big ups and fanks to da judges. Respect.

But Sasha was a fit bitch out there. I was checkin out a batty. Respect. My massiv dong appreciated dat. Me is glad she's ova 18 so I wouldn't go to prision if we ad riding the punanni. Me is not into batty boy bruvers so Johnny Weir stop callin me.

Sasha if yous is readin dis gimme a bang. Forget da Flyin Tomato. I date silva medalist. Whun yous come to my turf, I'll get my nan to make yous some churros. Me is heading westside. Bo.