Mike Tice to be Fired?

A couple of thoughts rolled into one post

- Mike Tice is reportedly to be fired on Monday morning. Everyone can't say they didn't see this coming. Even after the Vikings won some games after the "Love Boat" incident, he's still done too much to screw up the organization. There are much better assistant NFL coaches and even top college coaches that can replace this oversized buffon. Still never knew why he kept that stupid pencil above his ear. Maybe he should take a cruise after the season to get away from all the craziness. Farewell Mike Tice. We'll only miss you screwing up over and over and having something to write about!

- Update on the real smart Cleveland Browns fan who ran on the field and got WWE slammed by James Harrison. He faces possible jail time, which is expected. However he did say the body slam isn't the thing that hurts the worse, it's being banned from the stadium. I'm sure the slam hurt. Haven't we all fall down on our asses? It stings a bit. Well if you have a 245 lb NFL player, accelerating your body towards the ground it's going to hurt more than you want to admit. I'm just sure he's trying to be as cool knee-high bright orange socks and sweat pants.

Now we also have a motive too! He bum rushed the field because his heart was aching from seeing Cleveland's rival winning. When my team is getting blown out, I leave early. Or I just sit there. I've never thought about bum rushing the field where guy's biceps are bigger than my head.

So this Einstien also gives some advice for all those who might think about doing the same thing.

"Don't do it," said Mallett, who spent Christmas Eve behind bars. "It ain't worth it."

To quote Revenge of the Nerds , "No s#%! Skolnick"

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