JJ Redick Has Two Heads but Uses Only One

Hey remember JJ Redick? Of course we do, he got busted for DUI this summer. Before that he choked again the NCAA tournament. Before that he had a decent college basketball career.

No doubt in JJ Redick's career he had some memorable games against FSU. After all, they were in the same conference so they faced each other twice a season. One to remember was their game this past February with 26 ties and 17 lead changes and fittingly went to overtime. Redick made a go-ahead 3-pointer and scored eight of his 36 points in overtime to win 97-96. He said after the game, "It's always exciting to play in a game like that."

Now in training camp with the Orlando Magic, he showed he really is 15 year old boy trapped in a basketball player's body when he spoke with the Florida Times-Union.

When asked for his most memorable moment of the past four years when it came to FSU, Redick smiled and responded without hesitation, "Jenn Sterger."

So much for that memorable game in February. I stood up for JJ when he cried after losing in the NCAA tournament to LSU. But I don't agree with him here. I think he has horrible taste in women. I'll state it clearly that I am not a fan of Jenn Sterger. If you're into ridiculously disproportioned boobs, all around fakeness, and getting a column with SI which makes as much sense as Rosie O'Donnell writing for "Men's Health" then maybe she's someone you bring home to mom. Plus who are the morons that actually email her and ask for her World Series prediction? The same ones that get mullets.

Robin Williams said it best, "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." I think we know which one JJ was using.

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