The verdict has come down for the Cleveland Browns fan, who ran on the field and was slammed like a...well...stupid fan running on the field. Nathan Mallett will spend Super Bowl weekend in jail.
He will begin his three-day sentence on Feb. 3 and won't be allowed to watch the Feb. 5 game on television or listen to it on radio.
Instead he'll be showering with Jerome, Bubba, and someone they call Mr. Teddy.
Well since his beloved Browns aren't going to be in the Super Bowl this season or this century probably, he won't be missing much.
We don't know if a potential Super Bowl matchup between Seattle/Carolina vs Denver/Pittsburgh is worse punishment. Maybe seeing the Keith Richard look like walking death during the halftime show.
Send us a postcard from jail. You'll have plenty of time when all the inmates and guards are watching the Super Bowl.
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