UF vs UCLA: Battle of Ugly Dudes
Let me tell you I can’t wait for the Final Four this Saturday. The excitement. The pressure. The Gators coming out winners hopefully. What I am not looking forward to is seeing UCLA’s Lorenzo Mata’s face up close. Man that has to be the ugliest guy in college basketball. I know I am not the only one saying that around the country. I’m not hating the guy. He seems nice. He’s a decent player for UCLA but it’s really hard to look at him without thinking he’s the last of some endangered species.
Joakim Noah is also an ugly dude. His dad was a stud tennis player and his mom was Miss Sweden so what could have happened to a child they produced together? Just as Mentos and Coke are good by itself but you put them together and you get a combustible mix. I know Noah hears about how ugly he is from fans whenever the Gators are on the road. I’m a Gator fan but it’s true. He is definitely no Tom Brady.
Both are ugly guys but who is uglier? Do both of them pull in hot girls on their respective campus. UCLA and UF are known for the bevy of beauties walking around the campus. From what I’ve heard Noah is the king of Gainesville and could probably get any girl he wanted unless Tim Tebow was nearby. How about Mata? I don’t know. He’s no superstar on the team. I don’t see any girls bragging that they hooked up with him. I don’t know though. Looks are thrown out the window so I’m just going by celebrity status.
I’m going to say Mata is the much uglier man but yet he still probably gets more girls at school than most of us can hope for. That’s sad for us.
March 30th, 2007 01:07
“I’m going to say Mata is the much uglier man but yet he still probably gets more girls at school than most of us can hope for. That’s sad for us.”
I pretty much agree with this. Sad, but true.
March 30th, 2007 11:31
Mata is not handsome at all. And by far, the ugliest dude, like, ever.
March 30th, 2007 14:29
HAHAH that is hilarious. They both are really ugly teams.
March 30th, 2007 15:06
money and fame can be attractive. In the NBA the groupies will be lining up outside the hotel for these guys. It’s a cruel world.
March 30th, 2007 20:51
mata could really add to his “look” by growing out his hair like noah. dancing could be a nice touch too.
May 12th, 2008 14:46
Mata gets all the hoes!!!!