Let’s Get Ready For Some….
…Chad Johnson. Judging by his new look we’re in for a treat this season. The haircut wouldn’t look right on me but it’s all Chad.
Last season was his breakout season in the endzone. That’s all we really cared about right? It’s going to be a challenge to out do what he did. Mainly because the No Fun Leauge institued new rules against celebrations. Maybe next they’ll penalize the cheerleaders for shaking their pom-poms in celebration.
During Sunday night’s game Chad promised this season will be like a soap opera. Cheesy lines, cat fights, steamy bubble baths, and people coming back from the dead? Oh yeah! If Chad acted out that scene in the endzone after a touchdown there’d be enough flags to make a prison jumpsuit for the next arrested Bengal.
