
Just think next time you meet someone on the internet, they could look like this. Looking at this picture is disturbing. The comparison to a juiced up Serena Williams is too obvious. Seriously this is the guy who might pass Babe Ruth on the all time homerun list? I’ll just pretend I’m Simon Cowell and give my criticism.
(In British accent) You make Star Jones look like a pretty black woman and I loathe that five-finger forehead woman on “The View”. I don’t think those breasts are stuffed. I believe that’s what people would call man boobs from roids. I’m most afraid that if you walked out on the street like that in San Francisco, you’d probably get asked “how much”. You would win worst costume if this was Halloween. Excuse me for a moment while I go replace contact solution with bleach for my eyes.
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any phone calls from the fine folks at American Idol yet? a very fine inpersonation!