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Entries for March, 2006

“Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, We’re free at last!”

If a buddy of yours comes up to you and tells you he/she just got a divorce, your reaction would be of sympathy and sorry. Divorce is always bitter, messy, and stressful.
When I read the headline that Anna Benson wants a divorce from Kris Benson, I just laughed. I know it’s probably not right […]

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Barry Bonds to Be Investigated by MLB

In very non-shocking news, this guy used steroids.
I wish Barry Bonds’ trainer looked like this. Can you imagine Barry trying to deny he used steroids when his trainer had arms that looked like huge hemroids? Why didn’t Barry’s arms get ridiculously big like this? I’d love to see him try to hid those puppies. […]

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Joakim Noah Sings the Spice Girls

If there is one player that is in the darling of the media this week, it has to be Florida’s Joakim Noah. First of all his name is pronouced Jo-KEEM. Secondly you’ve probably heard he’s the son of tennis star Yannick Noah and former Miss Sweden. If I heard it right, Rick Majerus was […]

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Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image

If you missed it last night “The Late Show” with David Letterman had their top ten list of ways Barry Bonds can improve his image. He didn’t make a cameo like Curt Schilling did to deliver this top ten list. It would have been good PR to just poke fun of himself. But we all […]

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A Blue Power Ranger, Poet, Physicist, and Miss Virgina All Have Something in Common

Typically when a college team excels in the postseason, you get a plethora of famous alumni cheering them on or attending their games. Seriously most of them could care less who wins. They just want to be associated with what’s cool and hip. So which famous George Mason alumni is going to be leading the […]

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