Jeremy Shockey’s Mastercard Moment
Nov.28, 2005 in
NFL
Jeremy Shockey gets the premature celebration award of the year. If you didn’t see the Giants vs Seahawks game I’ll get you up to date. Giants were attempting a 40 yard field goal on the final play of regulation to win the game.The kick went up and the field goal barely went wide left. The cameras caught Jeremy Shockey’s reaction as he thought the field goal was good. It’s priceless. Watch it over and over again. You won’t get tired of it. I’m still not. Let’s hear what you think about it!


November 28th, 2005 at 11:01 am
That was awesome. The only thing that would have made it better was if he got doused with Gatorade as he was pointing.
November 28th, 2005 at 11:13 am
Thank you. That is awesome.
November 28th, 2005 at 12:25 pm
This was one of the best things I’ve witnessed all year. Bless you Jeremy.
November 28th, 2005 at 2:10 pm
Seeing this video brings a smile to my face. I can’t stand Shockey. I bet he’s blaming the kicker right now for making him look like an idiot on national television.
November 28th, 2005 at 11:45 pm
Thank you Jeremy Shockey for entertaining us on this day and in the future!
November 30th, 2005 at 1:52 am
Makes me laugh harder and harder everytime I watch it!! Go Seahawks!
November 30th, 2005 at 2:42 am
Oh, THAT side of the goalpost? Do I still get
the game ball?
November 30th, 2005 at 4:32 am
What a numb-nut!! If his touchdown was voted to be a missed call by the nfl officials committee after the game, does that mean he will be discredited with the score?
November 30th, 2005 at 6:35 am
Unreal. Talking about counting your chickens before they hatch. If you look at the video closer you will see in the background Shockey wasn’t the only one celebrating. Most of the side line was.
Did the kicker get fired yet? Perfect example of a day in the life of a NFL kicker.
One day your the ironman, and next day your a goat.
November 30th, 2005 at 7:37 am
Yea well he had to do something to take away the shame of the fact he was getting creamed by defensive players all day long!!
November 30th, 2005 at 8:28 am
This is in response to Matts article, you probably can’t stand Shockey b/c you were never good enough in sports to actually have a reason to celebrate. Don’t hate the player hate the game.
November 30th, 2005 at 8:32 am
I’m a die-hard Cowboys fan and i cant believe feely missed 3 game winning field goals but made me happy and seeing this video will always make me laugh n laugh because i think everyone hates shockey but dumb giant fans…wonder who jay feelys agent is on the phone with right now.
November 30th, 2005 at 9:08 am
Beautiful, Shockey’s one of the biggest jerks in the NFL.
November 30th, 2005 at 9:11 am
I love this too. What a moron! And if I’m not mistaken, on yet another missed game-winning field goal attempt, didn’t Michael Strahan (or one of those big dumb animals) run onto the field in celebration too?
November 30th, 2005 at 10:25 am
classic , Miami grad right?
November 30th, 2005 at 11:32 am
Yep, University of Miami Grad
November 30th, 2005 at 11:43 am
thanks! been looking everywhere for this. go ‘hawks!!!
November 30th, 2005 at 11:52 am
That’s O.K. because he will do that and more when we rope the Cowboys this coming week…No one will want to face BIG BLUE come Playoff Time…Yeah I’m NY Faithful
November 30th, 2005 at 12:21 pm
Referred to as “The U” by alumni.
November 30th, 2005 at 12:28 pm
yahoo we won wait the ball is supposed to go on the inside of the @#$% bars
November 30th, 2005 at 12:45 pm
Not a Giant fan but am a Falcons fan. Jay is just Jay, unreliable in the clutch. Don’t worry Jeremy we suffered through Jay’s crap kicking for some three years. He would miss up to 4 kicks in one game for Dan Reeves and see where Dan is today, not to mention all of the missed extra point kicks. I fill your pan Jeremy and the Giants.
November 30th, 2005 at 12:54 pm
Love the Shockey clip. Like Heather Locklear, it will never get old.
November 30th, 2005 at 12:55 pm
Say what you will, but I love Shockey. Only Shockey is good enough to back up the things he says and does! Bet you wish you made just a fraction of what he does! Eat your heart out! Go Shockey! I’m one of his hometown fans who’s watched him since high school and am proud of his accomplishments!
November 30th, 2005 at 1:02 pm
we all have known that Shockey is a tool. I lost all respect for him when he got that white trash tattoo of a bald eagle and the American flag. Don’t get me wrong I am an American first but that looks ridiculous. USA?????
November 30th, 2005 at 1:24 pm
I absolutely hate and abhore it.
yes, I am a Giant DIE HARD fan!
November 30th, 2005 at 1:41 pm
What a boobhead . Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy .
November 30th, 2005 at 1:59 pm
Just another fine example of sportsmanship in the USA. Let’s get real here. If these guys had half an education, we wouldn’t see such stupid antics. Tell me again, why are these guys millionaires?
Beyond that, this was bad taste even if the kick was good. Thank God there are a few intelligent players still out there that give kids something to look up to.
November 30th, 2005 at 2:25 pm
did any one see strahan celebrating the first kick of OT… he ran on the field and then he realized it was no good…
November 30th, 2005 at 2:26 pm
btw all you shockey haters would love him if he was on your team.
November 30th, 2005 at 2:44 pm
The only thing more SHOCKing than his premature celebration is the size of that ridiculous tattoo. Looking good, Shockey!
November 30th, 2005 at 3:00 pm
LOVED IT . THAT GUYS IS SUCH AN A-HOLE. MAKES ME LAUGH.
November 30th, 2005 at 3:12 pm
What I like about this is the class that Tiki Barber shows when he puts on his helmet and walks away from the camera instead of making a fool of himself.
November 30th, 2005 at 4:21 pm
Love it. Shockey’s such a jacka$$. I love th fact that he made of fool of himself and Feeley made a fool of the rest of the team.
Go Seahawks!!!!
November 30th, 2005 at 4:41 pm
Stop hating on Shockey. The tatoo is of the american flag and an eagle to show his patriotism. Let the guy express himself. He is the best TE in the league, and he has such nice Abs almost as nice as JA.
November 30th, 2005 at 5:22 pm
Plax, you can have Shockey (and his antics) I will take Witten any day of the week and twice on sunday. Yeah I love the video!
November 30th, 2005 at 7:55 pm
Funniest thing I saw in football all year. I am a Hawks fan (Representing Washington State!) and was hoping that we would win, there were so many bad calls in that game, but Shockey got his. We hurt ‘em!
November 30th, 2005 at 9:39 pm
Beautiful. Nothing like watching a moron suffer from foot-in-mouth disease over and over and over…
December 1st, 2005 at 11:40 am
These are moments that are very special and that one will be a classic for years to come!
See if you can pull up the clip of Canada’s Grey Cup championship last Sunday when the rookie head coach of the BC Lions does his best “Richie Cunningham aww shucks” premature celebration near the end of the game…ripping off his microphone and bounding onto the field only to suddenly realize that Montreal still had one more down…and we only have 3 downs in Canadian football…they still win but the moment too is a classic!
Green Bastard
December 1st, 2005 at 1:49 pm
yes it was funny, and yes they did lose but where was Philly’s hotheaded loudmouth of a ball catcher? oh yeah that’s right on his couch and probably not watching the piss-poor team that he ruined for the season. Shockey is better than 90% of the always disapointing when it comes down to it Eagles. long live the Philadelphia title drought. you people are worse than Boston/New England, they at least stepped up and won something.
December 1st, 2005 at 1:59 pm
As a Cowboys fan that was priceless! Thanks Jay for the early Christmas gift!
December 3rd, 2005 at 11:45 am
Like that one guy said u would love shockey if he was on ur team and if u don’t remember he had a great game 10 catches 127 yds. 1 touchdown now i wouldn’t say he’s the best tight end in the leauge but he’s def. better than whitten i’d put shockey second behind antonio gates.
December 3rd, 2005 at 3:38 pm
WOW!!….that game @ SEA relly wreaks with corruption.With the league admitting being wrong and fining the SEA orginization for knowing the league was wrong amazes the true fans of football.Another point,the broadcast on FOX of NYG/SEA game had rather high Nielsen ratings when compared to the American Idols final.
December 7th, 2005 at 5:32 pm
That just made me happy for today, that just shows you what kind of white trash he is……
P.S.
Chockey better than Witten??? thanks for another good laugh………
December 8th, 2005 at 12:47 pm
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy
December 12th, 2005 at 12:12 am
[…] Chad Johnson is on a touchdown drought! We all know that because we haven’t seen a new celebration. I have not been able to update my Chad Johnson touchdown celebration page in awhile. Crazy in-laws and relatives are about to invaded homes this holiday season. We need something uplifting! Watching the Houston Texans lose again isn’t that funny. Maybe another premature celebration by Jeremy Shockey would be. But we need our Chad! […]
December 29th, 2005 at 10:12 am
shockey also refuses to tackle people who intercept passes or recover fumbles. he’d rather argue with refs or clap.
i’m a giants fan and is painful, but he is damn good so i deal with it
December 29th, 2005 at 11:17 am
Almost as good as him just standing there complaining to the officials last week as a Redskin was returning an interception.
Great talent, dumb as a brick (like aaron brooks)
December 29th, 2005 at 12:51 pm
Wow. That SUCKS!
December 29th, 2005 at 2:04 pm
I’m a Patriots fan (yes I’m from Boston). I don’t know what Shockey did that makes people hate him. He is a great tight end and I like him for that. Having said that, I will never stop laughing at this and I hope Shockey is humble enough to do the same.
December 29th, 2005 at 2:49 pm
I swear I could hear him say, ” Ha, ha, hahaha.. you’re going to lll…… what?! c’mon! First ohio state and now this? i can not catch a break- i will be sleeping in my car if anyone needs me.”
December 29th, 2005 at 3:19 pm
I can’t stand Shockey, but did someone say Witten!?!? I wouldn’t even call him the 7th best TE. Way below Gonzalez, Crumpler, Heap, Cooley. If Eric Johnson didn’t end his season before it started I’d but him above Witten. Witten is better than Randy McMichael and that’s about it.
December 29th, 2005 at 3:44 pm
Yes he looked stupid in this clip, but it wasn’t that big a deal. So he pointed at a camera, big deal..it’s not like he ran to the star in Texas Stadium like that idiot TO. The people on this message board are comical. The guy is a top 3 TE who has made 3 pro bowls in 4 years in the league. He dominated the seahawks (who are set up for a collosal failure in the playoffs) even though they were crushing him after catches. It’s Feeley’s fault..it was like he was trying to kick with his off-foot or something. Also, Dallas fans enjoy watching other teams play this postseason
December 29th, 2005 at 6:58 pm
Bennie Joppru is the best TE in football.
December 29th, 2005 at 7:04 pm
How does any kicker miss a clutch field goal?
December 29th, 2005 at 7:05 pm
JEREMY SHOCKEY IS A BUM
December 29th, 2005 at 9:59 pm
Can’t stand that punk Shockey.BS, for him having a good game, that TD ctch was crap his foot didn’t touch the ground and he got ROCKED!
Witten is way better that cooley, heap, and crumpler DUMBA$$! crumpler gets ll the attention because he is the only one overrated Vick can throw to! Cowboys 4 life! Love phily demise, hate all the damn NY teams, and the redskins HA what a joke!
December 30th, 2005 at 12:12 am
The best part is the last twin index finger thrust, that looks about 2 seconds behind his feeble little brain recognizing that Feely missed.
Beautiful.
December 30th, 2005 at 12:34 am
hahahaahahahahahahahahah……i just got finished watching the browns get kicked (again) that day and i turned that on a little later and what an exciting day that turned out to be for me b/c i really am not an eli or a shockey fan or a giants fan for that matter so it was great to see that kick go wide left and even better was the premature celebration it took away from the browns losing
December 30th, 2005 at 1:35 am
isn’t Antonio Gates a pretty good tight end too?
December 30th, 2005 at 2:14 am
what a moron. I was at that game and he wasn’t the only chit for brains. There were coaches doing it to. I couldn’t believe he missed the first one. But the other two where deep and into the wind. I don’t think there are two many kickers that would come any closer on those O.T. kicks. And for anyone that wants to talk chit about my HAWK’s ….F U. I dont care what anybody says. We are 13-2. We have a first round bye. We have home field advantage. Last time I checked that wasn’t a real easy task. Its about time the Pacific Northwest gets some respect.
December 30th, 2005 at 7:37 am
Hillarious!!! Granted, I am a raised Seattlite, so the ‘Hawks win was gratifying enough…but so much more so now that I see this. My wife is a NY Football Giants fan, so its ALL GOOD. What goes around, comes around - since the on-field and instant reply officials clearly blew the Shockey touchdown at the end of the first half (as in it obviously was not a two-feet down). Maybe the ‘Hawks will see the Gints again in the playoff…and Seattle will truly well and good KTA$$ then.
December 30th, 2005 at 10:11 am
Never gets old…….I have this as my screen saver! Freakin’ Shockey…I am from Oklahoma and I still hate this bastard! Go Cowboys!
December 30th, 2005 at 11:04 am
Grad? I doubt that. Alumni? Yes. They don’t graduate too many football players at Miami.
Isn’t that sad?
>>Jack
>>November 30th, 2005 10:25 15classic , Miami >>grad right?
December 30th, 2005 at 1:16 pm
Wow. that is friggin fantastic. Shockey you are forever a clown for this. Thanks for the laugh. Go love boat. - db, MN
December 30th, 2005 at 5:32 pm
MAKE-THE-PLAYOFFS you fucking douche bags. Cowboys fucking SUCK!
Go play golf.
December 30th, 2005 at 10:17 pm
You guys are all jackasses. Shockey is one of the BEST tight ends in the game, having another career year. Anyone with their head out of their ass would’ve assumed that the field goal was good. Don’t bash shockey, if anyone, bash Feely. The giants are about to win the division, and we’ll see who’s laughing now.
December 30th, 2005 at 10:22 pm
“plax
November 30th, 2005 14:26 29btw all you shockey haters would love him if he was on your team. ”
you guys dont understand how true that is, great post.
December 31st, 2005 at 10:23 am
Shockey is so stupid. Giants fans are fools if they think their team goes anywhere in the playoffs with eli throwing 3 picks a game.
January 3rd, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Hahaha. Shockey is such a douchebag.
January 5th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
Hey guys, Thanks for making it such a great year in the Emerald City. I couldn’t have gotten the MVP without all of your 12th man support. And damn, if that isn’t a funny video…
Shaun
January 8th, 2006 at 10:42 pm
[…] Welcome to the NFL playoffs Eli Manning and company. Now hurry and leave before any remembers the big fat goose egg you put up on Sunday. A playoff team getting shut out at home? That’s almost as funny as Jeremy Shockey’s premature celebration. The NY media is going to be salivating at their chance to rip apart the Giant’s performance. […]
January 12th, 2006 at 8:37 pm
This is still funny as HELL!!!! Day in, & Day out!!!! S E A H A W K S !!!!
January 26th, 2006 at 11:17 am
How many of you were seachickens fans before the last 2 seasons? I saw that game and if the seachickens were worth anything it wouldn’t have come down to the GIANTS kicking the winning fieldgoal.
February 4th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
And if the GIANTS were worth anything, they wouldn’t have missed the winning fieldgoal.
February 18th, 2006 at 8:42 am
[…] Don’t worry Lindsey, Jeremey Shockey knows exactly what it’s like. […]
September 25th, 2006 at 8:09 pm
You poor bastard,you really are as stupied as you look! Now that you hurt yourself after last nights game with seattle i will bet your half brain got yourself in so much trouble with your coach that they will probbily play your injury up so they wont have to play you anymore since you have a solid deal with the giants. Plain truth you are a spoiled little baby, does the staff clean your diapers and bottle feed you and burp you before bed?
November 8th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
JEREMY GETS MAD WHEN YOU DONT THROW IT TO HIM
BUT WHEN YOU CELEBRATE ONA BAD FIELD GOAL YOUR JUST PLAN STUPID
January 9th, 2007 at 9:32 pm
Fuck all you. Jeremy Shockey is the best TE in the NFL. He could kickall your ass’s blind folded and unconcious. FUCK YOU!
February 13th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
Seahawks, I mean seahags blow. Ur QB blows, ur RB is getting slow (broken foot) you all blow
- Looked real good aginst the bears this year in then play offs and got lucky against Dallas. hehehehehehehe.
September 19th, 2007 at 9:57 am
Still funny. xD
September 26th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
schockeys a homophobe that means maybe he want eli not emily he who’s without sin cast first stone
September 26th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
he hates gays and blacks & latins my aunt lives in okla and most of the folks think he sucks god gave him talent he should humble himself he will feel better and lose some of the hate ….god bless him from the gay world we see it
January 31st, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Thanks for sharing